The other night, I had this really weird dream where I had extremely dirty, kinky sex with Charlie Sheen. I have no idea where it came from, but I can tell you that if I knew he were really as good in bed and as into fucked up kinky shit as he was in my dream, I'd be hunting that man down in a heartbeat.
So I told some of my friends about it, and I've been catching a good bit of good-natured hell for it because everyone--including me--thinks it's hilarious. My friends K. and B. have been giving me the hardest time about it, coming up with nearly every Charlie Sheen joke known to man.
So I leave you with this quote from a man who is apparently my new idol and subconscious crush.
"I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning!"
Good night, all.
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