Dear Self,
After a week of serious wheezing, chest pain, coughing, post-nasal drip, and other lovely allergic reactions, you sound like a 90-year-old. However, attempting to redneck things up doesn't always work.
For example, "Well, if honey is good for a raw throat, pancake syrup oughta work, too," was a MASSIVE fail.
Remember this next time you decide that you can fix *anything*.
~Teh Bunneh
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